But what is it?
Red wine as ever for Chairman.
Which means I sleep all day.
Pay the cat, or face the pawing.
All coats belong to the Chairman
Or the claws come out.
Staff get served last
Is about to get clawed
For the kitty
Or I'll come up
Can someone free my paws
It's was all a blur
86'ed again, back to the Health
But not the chilli
But still going strong
Our resident mouser.
Chairman arrived from Battersea Cats Home in 2010 after the rodents invaded. They didn’t last long.
His interests have been recently been analysed by top scientists:
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