
Chairman loves this
But what is it?
"The Usual"
Red wine as ever for Chairman.
I'm Crepuscular
Which means I sleep all day.
Bar Food Tax
Pay the cat, or face the pawing.
Rupert's Coat
All coats belong to the Chairman
Play nicely
Or the claws come out.
"Two pints of larger"
Staff get served last
Byron's stetson
Is about to get clawed
Anchovies
For the kitty
I'm hungover
Piss off
Come down to me
Or I'll come up
Sunny afternoon
Can someone free my paws
Ball of snooze
It's was all a blur
One too many
86'ed again, back to the Health
Feed me
But not the chilli
Heavy evening
But still going strong
Our resident mouser.
Chairman arrived from Battersea Cats Home in 2010 after the rodents invaded. They didn’t last long.
His interests have been recently been analysed by top scientists:
Sleeping
60%
Eating
45%
Killing things
40%